I'm Dreaming of a Green Christmas - yes, it's an eco-friendly take on prepping for the holidays, but this made me think of the patron downtown who made it a white Christmas for everyone in the third floor stacks a couple of years ago, if you know what I mean . . . I sure felt bad for the cleaning woman. She didn't look very happy as she snapped on those rubber gloves.
Homeowner's Complete Guide to the Chainsaw - really? really? My cat friend Lucy - above - says, gimme one of those things, I'll show you to sit on the toilet when I want to perch on it.
Too much snow here! I need to move to NASCAR country, soon.