Saturday, June 6, 2009

Library Questions

This guy calls today and says he is fighting with his friends. And how is this my problem? He wants me to find out if Ryan Gosling is alive or dead. That's easy, I tell him, the boy is alive. No, you need to check, check something, I need to be sure, he gasps desperately. I pull up IMDB and lo and behold, yes, the boy is alive and kicking. I don't think the guy on the phone is very happy. He says that his friends are mad at him because he is arguing over this with them - and it is now settled, but not in his favor.

It could be worse - I had a patron downtown who was mad because we didn't have a copy of "Adventures in a Japanese Bath" and we were not planning on purchasing a copy in the future.

5 comments:

otin said...

I got a question? Why do we need the dewey decimal system when we have a librarian? LMAO!! Go to my site and roast Hit 40!

Pastor Sharon said...

Well, I wish I would have known that! All this time I have been checking the Obituaries in the newspaper and I could have been calling you! Thank God I got that cleared up!

Hit 40 said...

I am so calling the library this summer everyday with a stupid question for you!!!

O said...

what?

do you remember when everyone thought Jared Leto was dead? Who starts these rumours and why do we spread them? Crazeeee...

Medora said...

And why are they so important? Wow, I wish I had that kind of free time to worry about some movie star's life. Whatever.