I could make a regular entry with this title . . . so I take my daughter to the doctor this morning because her right eye is obviously infected and it looks like a dinosaur sneezed all over the right side of her face. The nurse takes a look at her and says, so, which eye is having the problem?
Am I required to be nice to people who are so obviously morons, and if so, why?
My dad is very fond of the word "moron." He has always made a point of yelling it often while driving. He does not believe in the use of obscene gestures, so I'm not sure where I picked up that habit.